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Are They Dreams Or Messages?

I dream the same dream over and over. I'm in a strange place looking for things that belong to me so I can take them home. Supposedly dreams are the voice of our subconscious, but I have no idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me or why it keeps repeating itself. Maybe it's nothing for me to worry about. Maybe my subconscious stutters.

According to experts, when a person chases me in my dreams, the person is actually my feelings of anger, frustration - or even love. I'm meant to turn around and ask the person why he's chasing me. I don't know if it will work, but I like the idea of someone listening to me - even if it's me.

My reveries about not being able to finish tests are supposedly not about tests. They're about my not living up to my own expectations or to others' expectations for me. This made sense because the only tests in my life now are eye tests and driver's license tests. This made even more sense because one of the males in my family yelled that he couldn't find his lucky shirt. Maybe what's being tested is my patience.

Falling themes are a sign of insecurity, instability or anxiety. The dreamer has lost his foothold and can't hold on to daily life. However, it's a myth that the dreamer actually dies if he hits the ground. On the contrary, he lives - with the problem that caused the dream in the first place.

Flying themes have highs and lows. If you're flying with ease and enjoying the view, your life is under control or you've gained a new perspective. If you have difficulty flying, you're experiencing a loss of control over your life. If you are afraid while you're flying, you're afraid of challenges or success. I don't have flying dreams, but I wish I did. If I flew, maybe life's excess baggage would get lost.

Then there are naked reveries. I have naked reveries. When I'm naked in public, it means I'm trying to hide something in private. If no one notices I'm naked, it means my fears are unfounded. If I'm naked at work, it means I'm unprepared; and if I'm naked in a new relationship, it means I'm apprehensive about revealing my true feelings. Whatever the interpretation, naked dreams are my favorite. My birthday suit never looks wrinkled.

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