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211: Is Running Late Exercise?
If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think"....

212: The Embarrassing Incident With The Volvo Keychain
Have you ever had your car stolen It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault...

213: Are We Programmed More Than TV?
When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds....

214: Is Nostalgia A Sugar-Coated Memory?
Last fall my husband and I took a trip back East. The tress were glowing in shades of yellow, orange and red. As a transplanted New Englander, I started to get nostalgic. Then I heard John say a four-letter word - rake....

215: Are You A Fair-Weather Friend?
If a fair weather friend is someone who feels friendlier when it's sunny and eighty degrees outside, that's me....

216: Who Put Hospital In Hospitality?
Five dollars for an aspirin. Five thousand dollars for a room. The cost of hospital care is enough to make you sick....

217: Are You Listed?
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists....

218: Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing?
If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing"....

219: Would You Bet Everyone Gambles?
On the East Coast weather is a gamble. Do you take an umbrella, wear boots or buy snow tires? Now I live on the West Coast - where weather is no sweat-er....

220: Isn't Dining Out In?
Because of hectic schedules, more people eat out; but because of the tight economy, fewer people dine out. What's the difference? About twenty dollars per person....